‘You know that stuff they use to put dogs to sleep with? It’s lethal, isn’t it?’
Posts tagged Humour
Share the eyeballs out amongst yourselves IV
Going into dissection:
“I think I have a piglet testicle in my welly.”
Share the eyeballs out amongst yourselves III
From the depths of revision madness:
‘Parasites… are they people who come from Paris?’
Share the eyeballs out amongst yourselves II
Another dinner conversation:
‘Take a picture of it!’
‘I can’t – the camera on my phone broke after I dropped it in uterus juice.’
Amusing times
One of my all time favourite consultations (and rather common too):
Client: My dog has these ticks on his belly – we tried to get them out but we couldn’t.
Vet: [Briefly inspects dog's belly] Well Mrs Smith, that is because those are his nipples.
Client: But he’s a boy!
Vet: Does your husband not have nipples?
One thing my work experience has taught me – you definitely need a sense of humour in this career! Not only as a mechanism to deal with the difficult situations you deal with on a day to day basis, but also for the more light-hearted situations!
